MrsFunnyBones AKA Twinkle Khanna is one witty woman. Be it her tweets or her books, she has her way with words. Recently, she was awarded the Opinion Maker of the Year at the Vogue Women of the Year Awards. And her speech was hilarious, but on the point. She said,"It’s true that we get more comfortable in our skin as we get older, but that’s because the poor thing is not as tight as it once used to be. We don’t need GST on our sanitary pads, what we need instead is an alarm inside it. Not a vibrating one that’ll set us off on a different path altogether. But an alarm nonetheless that warns us of imminent overflow and saves us the 100 trips we make to the bathroom just to check. Now that’s a product I would want GST on. Millions of Indian women fast for their husbands’ long lives every Karva Chauth. My dear friend who just won an award is immortalized in his movies, but I don’t think our 3,033 Gods are really listening. Because on the mortality charts there are 147 countries above us where their men outlive our good old Indian dudes. So, ladies stop because it’s clearly not working. This I had to learn the hard way: It’s difficult to befriend the present if you’re still quarreling with your past."

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